I think I'll pass.

1. I won’t be a writer. Is this a prophecy or a resolution?
2. I can close-read that obscure text known as people.
3. Maybe she thinks I still like her. Is she right? I don’t know.
4. Sometimes even the people who care about you don’t pay attention (with regards to output).
5. We rationalize too much.
6. Where will I be in mid-December: PST or EST?
7. When something has a 0% chance of occurring… it doesn’t occur.
8. My Aesopian blog posts are an excellent look into my traumatized mind.